The Legend of Spacegrove’s Gun (Part 1)

While conducting early research for On the Eve, I found myself reading a ridiculous essay linking the French’s ability to smoke cigarettes and eat cheese to the sartorial choices of Maximilien Robespierre. In the essay, though, I came across a casual reference to a man called “Chase Spacegrove” and the legend surrounding his gun. Intrigued, I dug further.

Below is an excerpt from research fragments I found on the subject. I did not know it at the time, but this research would send me on a bizarre journey that put me in touch with lunatic professors, deranged conspiracy theorists, and people from Utah. Over the next few months, I hope to chronicle some of what I learned while digging into the story of Spacegrove, but I thought it only appropriate to start with the findings that started it all for me.

The gun pictured here is the in progress replication of Chase Spacegrove’s actual gun, being carried out by Caleb Massey of Red Ranger Ray Guns. This piece of art will be auctioned to the highest bidder at our upcoming May 12th Benefit for On The Eve. –M. F.

The Legend of Spacegrove’s Gun (Part 1)

            On 17 October 1975, while attempting to set a new land-speed record on the Salt Flats of Utah, a man named Josiah G. Ruttergrath discovered the wreckage of what many now claim to be a hot air balloon. Amidst the wreckage, Ruttergrath also discovered a gun. However, this gun was unlike any ever before seen. Ruttergrath stated it “pulsed with light at the touch,” and that it “held within it the power to destroy worlds.” Ruttergrath, the gun, and the “balloon” vanished shortly after these claims were made.

            Despite Ruttergrath’s disappearance and the seemingly endless lengths to which government organizations such as NASA, the DOD, and the Dept. of Transportation have gone to cover up the discovery, information regarding the gun continues to surface even over three decades later.  The following is my attempt to string together that information—the scholarly works, scientific studies, found recordings, and stories passed down from parent to child—in order to create a timeline of the weapon’s existence and to perhaps determine where and when it came from.

1866

            The old man lay dying.

            In his glory days, he’d been Falufurious Texas Smith—scourge of the West and lover of finely smoked meats. But that was a long time ago. All he had to show for that life was the un-healing scar on his left cheek, a collection of bastard children, and the old Colt Revolver resting in his palm. The cold touch of the steel brought back memories of all the men he’d saved and all the men he’d killed with that weapon. The gun had seen action at First Manassas (Bull Run for you Yankees), Cabin Creek, and all across the kudzu-choked lands of Georgia.

            “Boy,” he called to the young servant who had no idea this dying man was his father, “Take this. Whatever you do, don’t let it fall into the wrong hands. You see, child, this gun is special. One day, it will change the course of history.” With that, the old man died. The boy stared at the stock. It glistened in the fading sun.

To Be Continued…

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Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.

When all is said and done, 1985 might prove to be the most important year of my life. I hit double-digits that year, had my first roller skating birthday party, and I discovered Time Travel. Okay, fine. Maybe H.G. Wells, Schrödinger, Einstein, and some other really smart people beat me to it, but in 1985, I witnessed the space-time continuum bend on the big screen and on the page, and nothing has ever quite been the same for me since.

I saw Back to the Future over 20 times in the theater during the course of 1985 (back then, movies ran for more than three weeks, and they only cost $2.50, and bread was a nickel, and music wasn’t so loud, and it rained gumdrops, and the little redhead girl loved me, and all was right with the world). Needless to say, the movie blew my mind. I loved everything about it, and as far as I was concerned, the flux capacitor was real and no car could compare to a DeLorean (well, maybe a Lamborghini Countach, but that’s an argument for another time). While my obsession with BTTF grew out of a range of things—love for Michael J. Fox, love for Huey Lewis, skateboard envy—Time Travel served as the driving force behind my relentless need to see the movie over and over again. I needed to know how it worked, and I needed to figure out a way to make it happen.

Soon after I witnessed the glory of Back to the Future, I read A Wrinkle in Time by the great Madeleine L’Engle. To this day, I count it as the first book that changed my life. You see, Marty McFly needed a car and he was old enough to drive, but all Meg needed was the Tesseract and those three super awesome ladies to help her jump through time. 16 was a long way off, and I needed Time Travel right then. Sadly, it didn’t quite work out.

By the time high school came around, I still hadn’t made the jump. No DeLorean, no Tesseract, no phone booth outside the Circle K. I dedicated myself to learning physics so that I might be the one to finally make Time Travel a reality. Turns out, you have to be good at a lot of things I’m not good at to excel in physics. It was then that I let the dream die. Content to stay on this linear path that we have all been cursed to walk, I gave up all hope of turning into a time traveling hero…until, I reconnected with two wild-eyed folks like the kind old Biff warns young Biff about in Back to the Future II (speaking of, where the hell is my hoverboard? I was told we’d have hoverboards?!). Anyway, the Magills shared my love of Time Travel, and though we lacked the science, we did have a piano, pen, paper, and even a script formatting program. Turns out, those were the tools we needed.

As we start prepping for the On the Eve, my obsession from 1985 has resurfaced, but I think we have finally figured it out this time. I really think the keys to Time Travel might be awesome music, Irish dance, Marie Antoinette, and a hot air balloon. Oh, and Greg Lush. There’s no way it can happen without Greg Lush.  I’ll keep you updated, and let you know how it’s going.

–Michael Federico (that’s me as Marty McFly like 2 years ago. And yes, I straightened my hair for it.)

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